Onward, horny wanker

They number in the hundred millions,

Stroking constantly,

cocks in hand, lube nearby

Onward, horny wankers, your cocks are still so hard

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In wanking, no woman shall observe us,

but we shall watch them fucking

on screens HD and wide,

Onward, horny wankers, your cocks are still so hard

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And on a myriad of screens

A great spectacle of porn unfolds before their eyes

The big-boobed teen, the tiny asian,

The black, the white, the straight, the gay, the bi

For they are all proud wankers

cum spurts heavy from their cocks' eyes

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In our youth -- always late for dinner

For we locked ourselves in the bathroom.

Already since lunchtime.

Onward, horny wankers, your cocks are still so hard

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We wank completely naked

Only the socks

on our feet may still reside,

Onward, horny wankers, your cocks are still so hard

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And if a wanker dies,

he shall lay in his coffin

specks of cum still on his pants

and the Porn still in his eyes!

Rest in peace, horny wanker,

your cock was always hard