Stephspeak

I wrote in my post on languages about 'guyspeak' and how guys seem to hear things differently to what is actually being said, which can lead to some confusion.
It occurs to me though that guys might need some help understanding how I interpret what they are saying; Stephspeak, so to speak.

So, for example, when a guy says : 'Stephanie I think you are a man'

What I understand it to mean is : 'Stephanie, I am a massive cunt, a bell end and a dick head. Please block me and never speak to me again'

Another example would be when a guy says : 'Stephanie, how would you like a cum tribute'

In Stephspeak that means : 'Stephanie, I am a serial killer with some disturbing habits'

I hope this helps, not only the men, but also some of the ladies, who seem to communicate only in guyspeak and don't understand Stephspeak at all! language can be such a barrier sometimes.
I will add some more examples later.

Love you all


Stephanie. xxxxxxxxxxxxx